Although Columbo loves his car, and seems oblivious to the
fact that everybody
else thinks it's junk, Columbo has had his share of problems with the Peugeot.
Columbo has crashed the car at least four times:
Make Me A Perfect Murder
Columbo suffers whiplash in a major 3-vehicle collision when he gets in the middle
of a high-speed police pusuit.
His rear-view mirror had fallen off and he was trying
to replace it while driving. His concentration probably wasn't helped by the fact that he
was also singing at the top of his lungs.
A Matter Of Honor:
Columbo gets into another rear-end hit while in Mexico. Local victim fakes major injury
and the car gets impounded. Fortunately, local policia already know Columbo by
reputation (from "Troubled Waters").
Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
Columbo almost hits the killer's car in a parking lot,... then he backs up, tries
again,...almost crashes again,.. then tries a third time, and this time he slams into it.
It's a convenient chance to examine the killer's paint-job, which yields a key clue
(scratches from dog with missing claw at murder scene).
Old Fashioned Murder
Columbo arrives at the crime scene by crashing into the back of a police car. Columbo
hardly pauses to look for damage, just walks away saying "Sorry about the car."
The other cop says, "That's all right, sir, ...You got the dent."
Negative Reaction
The passenger side door-handle won't work so Columbo has to bang the door open from inside
by reatedly punching it. Then the overwrought driving examiner (Larry Storch) gets
in the car ("Is it...safe?") and is alarmed to find no seat belt, a
violation of law. (Columbo asks "Is that a requirement, sir? new regulation?")
Death Lends A Hand
In Death Lends A Hand, Columbo gets pulled-over because his car has a
broken right turn signal. "It's the second time I got pulled-over today."
Uneasy Lies The Crown
Columbo says he has never used the chase-light on top of his car, and when he tries to use
it he finds out he can't plug it in because that the car'scigarette-lighter doesn't work.
Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
The car has no tape deck either.
Etude In Black
Columbo tells a mechanic "I think the engine is missing,...but I can't be sure
because the shock absorbers are so old that the whole ride is very bumpy..."
Forgotten Lady
He arrives late for an appointment because his car broke down on the freeway.
A Friend In Deed
The car plagues him repeatedly. First the Peugeot breaks down and makes
Columbo late getting to the crime scene, which is especially embarrassing since he arrives
to find the Police Commissioner waiting for him. Soon the car makes him late again when
he's due for a meeting at the Commissioner's office -- "This time they're telling me
it's the generator."
Candidate For Crime
Police stop Columbo for a surprise motor vehicle inspection. He flunks dismally. One
windshield wiper is crippled ("Must have lost one in the car wash..."), a
turn-signal is broken, a high-beam is out, the anti-smog device is leaking,
...and when Columbo fumbles around in the glove compartment, the clutter inside it
includes one of the door-handles.
The Conspirators
The car makes him late again when he gets a flat tire -- and it was almost a new retread,
too!
Make Me A Perfect Murder
Columbo's thinking of saving up to buy a new bumper for the car...OR, a new pair of shoes.
Grand Deceptions
But Columbo's more typical reaction, when people are shocked and appalled by the car's
appearance.
"Lovely thing, isn't it? .... Needs a wash now..."
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